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June 18, 2006

Himesh Reshamiya - Part 2


As much as I am addicted to reading blogs, I somehow resent writing about myself. I intend to many times, but like I've mentioned before (I dont know where), I tend to mentally make a draft about what I'm going to post, and by the time I sit to actually put it down, I dont feel the need anymore. Since I've already thought about the stuff going on around me/ within me , or have simply discussed it with someone.

Hence the lack of personal posts. I've been the kind of person who ppl address when they need to talk, or I somehow sense it and get them to talk stuff out. It makes me feel good , maybe I'm a good listener or I have a fetish to invite ppl to come to me and blurt things out to me. I must be sick. One the other hand, I for one am a difficuilt person to take things out of , as in,tell people whats going on within me.

In short, lots has been going on, a lot happened during the past month that I was away from work. I actually enjoyed being at home full time, since the only time I spend at home otherwise is when I am sleeping, I dint even realise how time went by. I happened to be blessed with a non boring but fun family - who I like hanging around with and sit and enjoy conversations.

What do we have here, I was supposed to copy paste a mocking article on Himesh Reshamiya and ended up writing all of this. I was pretty low cuz of some stuff going on but a message on msn kinda lightened me up, so I'm gonna stop right here and paste the damn email I recieved.

Here goes :



After spending many sleepless nights at the Central Prison for Music
freaks and making fellow prisoners go through uneasy times by making
them listen to the irritating Himesh sounds the other prisoners staged
a protest here today. Himesh Reshammiya was earlier arrested and
awarded a death sentence by a local court. All the prisoners have
demanded that Himesh Reshammiya be moved to a sound proof cell. In the
meanwhile Himesh refused to comment on the issue and claimed he had to
practice and since he was refused bail there was no other way. In the
mean while the President has rejected Himesh Reshammiya's mercy plea
today. Himesh's lawyer sent a mercy request to the President that
Himesh be left with a small penalty on the condition that he won't
sing too much.

Apparently the President was supposed to approve the mercy plea today.
But it appears that he tuned into his television set last night and
heard Himesh Reshammiya's name on the credits for composition for two
more new movies. The President got annoyed instantly and demanded that
Himesh's songs be banned since they posed a higher threat to the
nation than the current reservations issue.

The President however laid down certain alternatives to a death
sentence for Himesh Reshammiya considering the fact that Himesh was in
a depressed state and might voice some disgusting sad music in prison.
The President suggested the following alternatives;

++ Himesh could be sent to Andaman & Nicobar islands. The tribal
population can find Himesh as a good inspiration for crappy music.
They can also tie him up and eat him if they're not satisfied.

++ Himesh could be sent to the LOC with Pakistan. He could help scare
away possible intruders along the LOC!

++ Himesh and his so called 'followers and fans' could be sent on an
island on the Indian Ocean and they can enjoy each others company.

++ The CBI can use Himesh's music in the torture rooms. The victim can
be made to listen his songs until he vomits the truth! Also the FBI
can be provided with the same if they'd like some outsourcing!

++ Some of our people would be visiting the moon very soon. The
spaceship shall emit Himesh Reshammiya's music in order to scare away
any possible alien attack!

Posted by Harsha :: 5:12 PM :: 9 Comments:

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